nutella sex= disaster
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
