summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
