Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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