Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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