New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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