Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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