I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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