problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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