Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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