So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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