We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
