I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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