I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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