god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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