he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
please come you make the beer taste better
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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