some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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