how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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