i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need a beard to bite.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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