i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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