just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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