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I just pynch a tree in the face
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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