My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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