I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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