Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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