i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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