absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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