Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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