She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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