If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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