he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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