Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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