This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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