I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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