I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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