If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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