i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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