no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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