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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
tell me about the fingering
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