I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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