I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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