Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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