you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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