i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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