did you get engaged???
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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