Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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