Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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