I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The adults are the big ones right?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
