When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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