I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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