mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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