Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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