Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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