just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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