I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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