Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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