dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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