Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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